Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's E.T. short for?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?