Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?