Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do hurricanes see?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?