Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is the definition of Robin?
How did the toad die?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do belly buttons go to college?