Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What tree has the most bark?
Do dads always snore?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do insects learn at school?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?