What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the politest month?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?