What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do trees wear to the lake?