Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you get when two plants kiss?