Where does laundry go to college?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?