Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the broom late for school?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What does the sun drink out of?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?