What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?