What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the friendliest pen?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What words make the best athletes?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?