What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?