Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are books always so angry?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?