What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?