Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do elves learn in school?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What animals make the best students?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which insect makes the best father?