What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do kittens go to school?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did March say to the madness?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?