How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?