What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?