Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
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What is blue and not heavy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
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What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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