Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?