Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the fish blush?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?