Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How can you make 7 even?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What color are all the books in the library?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?