Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a silly hill?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?