What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When do cows get tired?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?