What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are trees always so positive?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?