How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?