Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?