When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?