Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How long do chickens work?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?