Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a henway?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?