Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why are goats so funny?