What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How does a penguin build its house?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do airplanes go shopping?