Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
When does a horse talk?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
