What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?