What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?