Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?