Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How long will dinner be?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?