Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why is grass so dangerous?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How does a penguin build its house?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What fairy loves to count?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?