What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
Which cats love to be petted?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the horse so happy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?