What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do cows say on NYE?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call an insincere horse?