Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?