What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?