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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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What does winter fat turn into?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do two skunks argue?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you arrest a pig?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?