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How long do chickens work?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?