Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What birds make average students?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do naked fish play with?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?