What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What siblings are always sad?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What day is your mom always right?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?