How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?