What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What birds always travel in twos?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?