Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which cats have the best manners?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?