What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?