What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?