Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
I'm not a bad putter.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which fly makes films?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?