How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Do dads always snore?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the noisiest food?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?