What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?