What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?