What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?