Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the frog starve?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the bud so shy?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?