Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?