Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What style of music weighs the most?