Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?