Why are grandkids so great?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?