What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?