What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is another name for a cow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?