Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?