Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What sports are both plant-based?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call two birds in love?
How does a witch play loud music?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the mare gain weight?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do birds serve on Halloween?