Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?