Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What makes music in your hair?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm not a bad putter.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?