What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?