Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did the toad die?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which celebrity always frowns?