Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the hostess name her daughter?