What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What bee is good for your health?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How much money does a skunk have?
What says: oom oom oom?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?