Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do cows say when you milk them?