How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?