How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?