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Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
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