Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Can February March?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?