What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you make a bandstand?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What country has the most fish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did spring break up with winter?