What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What tree has the most bark?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do polar bears store their money?