What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do fish use for glasses?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?