What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?